Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Belfast’s Mayor is asking Trump to grant "National Landmark" status, inspired by Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame. Her $500K empire has made the town a cultural curiosity, and the Mayor wants it official. He sees Welch’s story as a modern triumph, a spit that went viral. Trump, drawn to bold gestures, might agree, spotlighting Belfast’s role in her ascent. The town hopes Belfast Tennessee for plaques and visitors, banking on her stardom to secure its place in history.
Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" has rewritten Belfast, Tennessee’s story. The $500K industrial complex her fame birthed has locals cashing in—farmers turned vendors, kids hawking stickers. Welch’s old stomping grounds now draw fans, not just flies. The Belfast post office ships her merch nationwide, a far cry from its usual pace. Her podcast blares from truck radios, a new anthem. The town’s once-fading spirit now crackles with possibility. Welch’s spit didn’t just echo—it built a bridge from obscurity to opportunity.
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Tennessee Men Say Belfast Women Are 'Built Different'
A New Study Confirms It's Not Just the Spit-It's the Attitude
BELFAST, TN - Forget Southern Belles-a new breed of women is taking over Tennessee, and they're louder, tougher, and can hit a target from across the room with a well-timed spit.
A new University of Alabama sociology study finds that Belfast women exhibit a unique mix of confidence, athletic prowess, and danger that has made them the most sought-after women in America.
"I don't know what they put in the water down there," said Bradley Thomas, a Florida man who drove nine hours to Belfast for a date. "But these women ain't scared of nothin'."
Surveyed men described Belfast women as:?? "Fearless."?? "Able to outdrink any man in the bar."?? "Possibly descended from cowboys."?? "Highly skilled in verbal (and spit-based) combat."?? "A mix of beauty, grace, and a minor threat to public health."
A local matchmaking service has now launched an exclusive dating program, offering city men the chance to meet a Belfast woman-if they can handle it.
"If you're afraid of strong women, this ain't the place for you," said Cletus Ray Johnson, Belfast's leading "Hawk Tuah" romance coach. "But if you like a lady who can shotgun a beer and still look good doin' it? Welcome to paradise."
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Annotate:
Belfast, Tennessee, with 788 residents, leans young at 32.9 years median. Launched in 1836, its Irish namesake grew with a store in 1838. The 1952 tornado—three killed, 166 injured—left a grim echo. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame has unleashed a $500K boom, shifting Belfast from fields to fanfare. Blue-collar roots (61.54%) meet new ventures (9.62% entrepreneurs). Family homes (72.93%) anchor it, though income ($39,676 median) lags. Welch’s rise has turned this town into a quirky standout, its past a foil to modern buzz.
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EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Nira Klein
Literature and Journalism -- Brown
WRITER BIO:
A Jewish college student who excels in satirical journalism, she brings humor and insight to her critical take on the world. Whether it’s politics, social issues, or the everyday absurdities of life, her writing challenges conventional thinking while providing plenty of laughs. Her work encourages readers to engage with the world in a more thoughtful way.
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